I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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