Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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