uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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