Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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