Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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