She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'm having to shit out rocks
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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