talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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