I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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