i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
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Did Springsteen convert to Judaism?
this texter isn't part of MY country
LOVE THAT SONG!! hahaha
its a song your jackasses. lighten up
chevrolet was originally a french auto maker?
you tell him douchebag
Should be Lynrd Skynrd
Guys, IT'S A SONG. What the hell.
these lyrics are the shit!!!!!!!
<333333 Bruce Springsteen
THIS DUDE IS AN IDIOT!
I'm American and it hurts NOT to laugh, it's soooo Goddamn funny!
LOL @ 1.56pm
fuck you non-americans
did Springsteen convert to Judaism???
and I bet your prom was segregated. go america.
It's a man in the moon, and fireflies in June, and kids selling lemonade!!
AWSOME FUCKING SONG MAN!!!!!!!
niiiice song reference...
This is a song. Not very original.
that just means you lived in new jersey....
lol i love that song!!
It's America by Rodney Atkins
i hate how people get on here and analyze the text... it's stupid. they're jokes. get over it and laugh a little.
hahahah nice rodney atkins reference
its a man on the moon
and fireflies in June
kids sellin lemonade
exactly what song is that?
the dude was obviously being sarcastic when he said this to whoever. it's safe to say he knows those things don't make him an american, he was just being a smartass to someone who was giving him a hard time. watch any will ferrell movie and you will hear at least ten jokes like this. and you will probably think they are funny.
remember ladies and gents, don't try to find subtext within a text. it's pure hilarity. laugh.
hahah 336 is north carolina, reddd necck.
The OP "is like" super lame
how can I tell the OP isn't american at all, oh yeh cause he's trying to claim he is
Im American and this hurts to read.
This song hadn't played on the radio in a while, and it made me sad, but this text just made me happy again! Love it.
this text totally just made me smile
Yes totally agree great songg!! :)
thank you 1:52 for correcting springsteen.....illiterate foreigners
Love the song reference. That's such a good song!!
this makes you an American how????...I had a Indian fellow tell me the same thing last time I called tech support.
springstein is a fucking loser.
Hahaha nice song reference
Sounds like a Great American to me.
yea you may have been to a prom, listen to his songs, or rode in a chev but your prob still asian so it doesnt count
SPRINGSTEEN you schmuck, def not american.....
that only makes you a douche bag...
It's a big flag flyin' in the summer wind over a fallen hero's grave...
Epic win dude.
And Jersey owns, my best friend from BCT lives there.
Jersey is TRASHTASTIC!!!!!
HAHA! NC for sure...nice change-up on the vehicle type :)
can north carolina try to secede again so we can declare war on them?
hahaha love the Rodney Atkins reference <3
Actualy chevrolet was originaly Frontenac an after market parts manufacturer making ford speed parts. It's always been in America
2:33, fuck you. Actually, fuck all of you pedantic schmoes. I'm from Jersey and I absolutely loathe Springsteen. Misspelling his name doesn't make me less American, it makes me more likely to have good taste in music. Granted, the person who sent the original text in question is quoting another horrible artist, but that's neither here nor there.
Sooooo what music are you into exactly? Music that makes you first pump and purse your lips and wear ed hardy like a douche? Music that doesn't take any talent to produce? Yeah, that's what I'm going to go ahead an assume here.
This is why everyone hates America.
I'm American, and I can't fucking stand Springsteen or people like this.