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  • @ 1:56 Did Springsteen convert to Judaism? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this texter isn't part of MY country

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:15am
  • LOVE THAT SONG!! hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:41pm
  • its a song your jackasses. lighten up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:48pm
  • chevrolet was originally a french auto maker?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:21pm
  • you tell him douchebag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:15pm
  • Should be Lynrd Skynrd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:35am
  • Guys, IT'S A SONG. What the hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:58pm
  • these lyrics are the shit!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:19pm
  • <333333 Bruce Springsteen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:43pm
  • THIS DUDE IS AN IDIOT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:22pm
  • I'm American and it hurts NOT to laugh, it's soooo Goddamn funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:06pm
  • LOL @ 1.56pm hahahahaha oh god

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:03pm
  • fuck you non-americans

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:01am
  • did Springsteen convert to Judaism???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:56pm
  • and I bet your prom was segregated. go america.

    Submitted by lollerskatez on Jun 24, 11 at 11:59pm
  • It's a man in the moon, and fireflies in June, and kids selling lemonade!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:49pm
  • AWSOME FUCKING SONG MAN!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:44pm
  • ahahahahaha niiiice song reference...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:01pm
  • This is a song. Not very original.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:14am
  • that just means you lived in new jersey....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:33pm
  • lol i love that song!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:48pm
  • It's America by Rodney Atkins

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:03pm
  • i hate how people get on here and analyze the text... it's stupid. they're jokes. get over it and laugh a little.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:08pm
  • hahahah nice rodney atkins reference

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:20pm
  • its a man on the moon and fireflies in June kids sellin lemonade

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:31pm
  • 1;52 exactly what song is that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:57pm
  • the dude was obviously being sarcastic when he said this to whoever. it's safe to say he knows those things don't make him an american, he was just being a smartass to someone who was giving him a hard time. watch any will ferrell movie and you will hear at least ten jokes like this. and you will probably think they are funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:33am
  • remember ladies and gents, don't try to find subtext within a text. it's pure hilarity. laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:31pm
  • hahah 336 is north carolina, reddd necck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:57pm
  • The OP "is like" super lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:05pm
  • how can I tell the OP isn't american at all, oh yeh cause he's trying to claim he is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:48pm
  • Im American and this hurts to read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:35am
  • This song hadn't played on the radio in a while, and it made me sad, but this text just made me happy again! Love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:22pm
  • :) Great song. this text totally just made me smile

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:39pm
  • Yes totally agree great songg!! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:24pm
  • thank you 1:52 for correcting springsteen.....illiterate foreigners

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:12pm
  • Love the song reference. That's such a good song!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:52pm
  • this makes you an American how????...I had a Indian fellow tell me the same thing last time I called tech support.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:48pm
  • springstein is a fucking loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:19pm
  • Hahaha nice song reference

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:52pm
  • Sounds like a Great American to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:11pm
  • yea you may have been to a prom, listen to his songs, or rode in a chev but your prob still asian so it doesnt count

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:04pm
  • SPRINGSTEEN you schmuck, def not american.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:52pm
  • that only makes you a douche bag...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:54am
  • It's a big flag flyin' in the summer wind over a fallen hero's grave... Epic win dude. And Jersey owns, my best friend from BCT lives there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:54am
  • Jersey is TRASHTASTIC!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:35pm
  • HAHA! NC for sure...nice change-up on the vehicle type :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:49am
  • can north carolina try to secede again so we can declare war on them?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:00pm
  • hahaha love the Rodney Atkins reference <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:37pm
  • Actualy chevrolet was originaly Frontenac an after market parts manufacturer making ford speed parts. It's always been in America

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:28pm
  • 2:33, fuck you. Actually, fuck all of you pedantic schmoes. I'm from Jersey and I absolutely loathe Springsteen. Misspelling his name doesn't make me less American, it makes me more likely to have good taste in music. Granted, the person who sent the original text in question is quoting another horrible artist, but that's neither here nor there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:25pm
    • Sooooo what music are you into exactly? Music that makes you first pump and purse your lips and wear ed hardy like a douche? Music that doesn't take any talent to produce? Yeah, that's what I'm going to go ahead an assume here.

      Submitted by thundercuntftw on Oct 13, 10 at 7:41pm
  • This is why everyone hates America. I'm American, and I can't fucking stand Springsteen or people like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:29pm
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