I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize
