so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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