$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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