Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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