This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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