Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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