did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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