wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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