I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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