blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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