...so i touched it.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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Oh Jesus.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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