Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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