I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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