nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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