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  • 75 65
    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 13, 10 at 12:54pm
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    So you ate her out. Got it.

  • 79 74
    Submitted by irishgal515 on Apr 13, 10 at 11:11am
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    That's gonna be a boring night!!!

  • 73 64
    Submitted by km123456 on Apr 13, 10 at 1:43pm
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    Sounds like my life...I have a girlfriend and girl friends.....the latter gets that text when they ask to hang out

  • 72 67
    Submitted by buberto on Apr 13, 10 at 3:50pm
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    This is a limp dicked text.

  • 69 62
    Submitted by raptor2905 on Apr 13, 10 at 1:35pm
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    (if this is a dude) what, did you just get your junk pierced or something?\n(if this is a chick) what, did you sit on too many errections last night and you sore?\nEither way, bad form.

  • 71 78
    Submitted by laxerrrrr on Apr 13, 10 at 11:40am
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    Ew that's gross

  • 69 76
    Submitted by Degu_Boy on Apr 13, 10 at 7:02pm
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    ED is nothing to laugh at. Show the poor geriatric farts some respect (teeheehee). Lol

  • 65 72
    Submitted by tnavas on Apr 18, 10 at 11:31pm
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    Please learn how to read

  • 64 75
    Submitted by thefucked1 on Apr 14, 10 at 9:58pm
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    What's left like nothing?

  • 64 76
    Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 13, 10 at 11:12am
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    my man, you have a borin night headed for u

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 12:55pm
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    Pills!

  • 60 85
    Submitted by jmfobros on Apr 13, 10 at 11:26am
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    Poor guy

  • 54 74
    Submitted by _GoodBoy on Jul 12, 10 at 7:47pm
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    After I had surgery to get a hernia removed that's EXACTLY how I felt.