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  I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.

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• That's gonna be a boring night!!!

  Submitted by irishgal515 on Apr 13, 10 at 11:11am

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• (if this is a dude) what, did you just get your junk pierced or something?\n(if this is a chick) what, did you sit on too many errections last night and you sore?\nEither way, bad form.

  Submitted by raptor2905 on Apr 13, 10 at 1:35pm

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• This is a limp dicked text.

  Submitted by buberto on Apr 13, 10 at 3:50pm

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• Sounds like my life...I have a girlfriend and girl friends.....the latter gets that text when they ask to hang out

  Submitted by km123456 on Apr 13, 10 at 1:43pm

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• Ew that's gross

  Submitted by laxerrrrr on Apr 13, 10 at 11:40am

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• So you ate her out. Got it.

  Submitted by Herschel on Apr 13, 10 at 12:54pm

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• ED is nothing to laugh at. Show the poor geriatric farts some respect (teeheehee). Lol

  Submitted by Degu_Boy on Apr 13, 10 at 7:02pm

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• Please learn how to read

  Submitted by tnavas on Apr 18, 10 at 11:31pm

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• Pills!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 12:55pm

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• my man, you have a borin night headed for u

  Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 13, 10 at 11:12am

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• What's left like nothing?

  Submitted by thefucked1 on Apr 14, 10 at 9:58pm

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• After I had surgery to get a hernia removed that's EXACTLY how I felt.

  Submitted by _GoodBoy on Jul 12, 10 at 7:47pm

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• Poor guy

  Submitted by jmfobros on Apr 13, 10 at 11:26am

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