I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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That's gonna be a boring night!!!
(if this is a dude) what, did you just get your junk pierced or something?\n(if this is a chick) what, did you sit on too many errections last night and you sore?\nEither way, bad form.
This is a limp dicked text.
Sounds like my life...I have a girlfriend and girl friends.....the latter gets that text when they ask to hang out
So you ate her out. Got it.
ED is nothing to laugh at. Show the poor geriatric farts some respect (teeheehee). Lol
Ew that's gross
Please learn how to read
my man, you have a borin night headed for u
After I had surgery to get a hernia removed that's EXACTLY how I felt.
What's left like nothing?