Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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