Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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