so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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"Not all men are useless, I find the clit everytime" - what, like it moves around, and you have to follow a map and decipher elaborate clues? If you got to it once, it really shouldn't be too difficult to get back there without a trail of breadcrumbs..
I wonder the same thing, 11:43. They can be different sizes based on the hood, but it's always in the same damn spot. How are guys so stupid about basic anatomy?
I seriously don't get the "men can't find the clit" thing... it's not that hard! Where are you looking if you can't find it??
what a fucking loser. ever heard of google? it must suck to be a girl, some dudes are such idiots
i wish i could 'bad night' this a thousand times in a row, or some equivalent.
sorry 6:36, no it is not
half of you haven't even ever been laid. haha
Now that's resourcefulness!
12:31 The same model that locates bitter virgins like yourself.
And wow 606 and 636
11:39. You mean they don't? Now I am really confused.
True true 12:14 virgins be with virgins and stop trying to get us awesome people to remain virgin and miserable.
The desire to find it again? How could he miss it? A guy like doesn't get a cookie for a C- effort.
I agree with the PPs... The clit doesn't move and really isn't that difficult to figure out... it is annoying to here men bitch about it like it is a fictious creature.
A sharpie? For fuck's sake, at what point do you admit you're a failure and go on wikipedia?
Not all men are useless, I find the clit everytime. I keep my ladies satisfied.
Hold on can't we just agree that we all like to fuck one another and that it is not hard to find the clitoris.
8:20 god also saved 5 bucks on condoms when he switched to the quick stop brand. ;)
12:39 dats fucked up but really funny jajaja that should be a TFLN
That shit is not that hard to find. I could do it blindfolded and duct taped
Screw that he tried shit, it's not that hard. MAN UP and look at an anatomy text book for christ sake.
Wow, what a keeper...
Tell him to get a garmin.
Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11
she should have grabed the marker, ninja style, and marked his cock so the next unlucky girl could find it.
I showed him where your mother's clit is. He said it looked nasty
if you hit the gym and work off that gunt he might be able to find the clit
1:29 hahaha lol
The image of him actually trying to mark her clit with a sharpie is hilarious.
"off to find the mythical clitoris"
Virgins are fun. That's what you call someone from Virginia right (sarcasm if you couldn't tell)
And... You should remember if you have to spend time looking for it... I didn't have to search. Just a quick rub up and she jumps, you know the area.
I'll bet Jesus was a good lover...
God help any man who doesn't know where the clit is. Nothing turns me on more than making my wide squirm and moan when I get just the right rhythym on it, orally or manually. And besides once she's that hot you never have to worry about disappointing in bed :)
"off to find the mythical clitoris" haha classic movie!
The clit isn't hard to find put what's fun to do is play with it till you get it hard then you shove your finger in the hood real hard most girl will start crying dam near lol I like to think of it as revenge for woman using their teeth when giving head.
6:09 it's a womans penis.
I knew a guy who thought girls pissed out their ass. I don't think I've ever met anyone so stupid.
No he didn't. Stop making shit up
haha some guy actually thought that 11:39 - classic!
I like pussy yes I do I like pussy how about you
does anyone else feel like they've read this before....? i sure do....
and 12:06, you win.
whats all this unknown error crap?!
Oh bless him, at least he tried?
@6:09 a clit is a pussy
Tom Tom, where's the clit? It's back in your parents' basement, you retard.
@10:04..ouch.. X.o meanie
Your mother must be so proud of you....
hey 11:34 thanks for laughing with me :D
Men/boys are stupid and useless.
hahahahaha that's hilarious
The clit? Lol. I knew a guy who thought girls peed out of their V-hole. Ha ha ha ... at least he knew you had another part down there
Stop fucking inexperienced guys. Virgins be with virgins. Don't bring your bad sex life into the amazing sex life pool.
Fucken idiot!!...haha, also sorry for u, seriously, u can get something bettr!!!
*definitely meant 11:44, but you too :)
ha everyone on here is an idiot. this is a joke. and only that. you only hate cause you don't understand.
A guy who can't find the clit doesn't deserve to get laid. Ever.
I gotta give this guy credit for having the desire to find it again. Shows he cares about pleasing the woman and it shows he's willing to take steps to make it happen. I'll take a guy who at least wants to make an effort over the ones who don't care about the clit at all.
Lay off, he was obviously drunk and he wants to make sure he can please her everytime. Lol whats the problem?
Which GPS Model locates the smell of Rotting Fish?