$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
