NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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