I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
You pole danced in your parka.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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