belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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