we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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