i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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