Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I touched a dick in church today
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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