dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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