I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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