if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
