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  • It does take a lot of effort just to write down the naiver-stokes equation, but solving it is the real bitch. 6 times in 1 day though takes dedication ... respect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:07pm
  • Trying to sound smart and not knowing how to spell adderall? I think I hear the fail train at the station.. Don't miss your stop!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:10pm
  • Everyone shut the fuck up about him spelling adderall wrong. 1) Who gives a fuck if he doesn't know how to spell it. 2) He is an engineer not an english major this is probably the reason why he doesn't know how to spell it. 3) His theoretical equation CAN exist and does make sense he just made some grammatical errors writing it out. 4) Plus the last TEN guys has already said you can spell masturbate but not adderall? oh hardy har you fucktards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 6:21pm
  • Fake. It is damn near impossible to masturbate while you are on Adderall, let alone 6 times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:18pm
  • It's adderall you freaking idiot. Someone who does differential equations would know how to spell it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:09pm
  • I'm glad I'm not the only one that gets off to math.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 6:56pm
  • and this is how Einstein started...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:11pm
  • I jerk off and adderall all the time haters

    Submitted by babot6 on Apr 10, 11 at 4:10pm
  • Everyone needs to stop overanalyzing these texts. Calm.down.

    Submitted by fixit2563 on Nov 4, 10 at 9:16pm
  • for the record, engineers don't spell worth a crap. I think him spelling that wrong proves he is smart. probally mech Eng

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:29pm
  • .....(_o_)(_o_)...... ........\............/..... ......../....Y......\....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 6:31pm
  • 2:45- who the fuck cares there are doctors who don't even know how to spell it you try studying engineering and see if you won't beg for adderall.. I bet you're an art history major

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:43pm
  • 7d3u2d8e2 9y7o2u5r1e my hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 6:20pm
  • I have an engineering degree, it wasn't that fuckin hard. One 60 hour bender but otherwise pffft.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:27pm
  • Pfffft. Go back to calculus 1.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 6:22pm
  • Definitely an engineer. Fluid Dynamics for the win!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:17pm
  • Spelled Adderall wrong but masturbate right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:30pm
  • U can jerk off on adderall. I'm just guessing, cause I'm a girl. All I know is im way hornier on it sex is more adventurous (double the energy=double the fun)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:15am
  • DAMNIT penis, I will you to be erect despite this libido-reducing pill i just crushed up and put through my blowhole! YOU SHALL BE WANKED!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:28pm
  • Epic fail. You can't sound smart if you can't spell the name of the drug your taking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:28pm
  • You can jerk off on any drug if you have the willpower

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:20pm
  • Hooray, another college text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:02pm
  • This is how "normal" people graduate with engineering degrees....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 5:00am
  • You managed to get "masturbation," yet absolutely butchered "adderall..." Huh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:37pm
  • 1:10am... Why don't you just say y'all?!?!? Instead of saying "you're all"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:22am
  • is it sad that i tuned in just to see if someone posted the equation?? <--------------- OEN major

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:23am
  • as someone who has taken adderall for years... yep, that just about sums it up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:35am
  • It never affected my ability to j/o, so I think that's a myth. However, I'm impressed that he got so much volume he needed to solve differential equations to control the flow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:31am
  • how many mg was that adderall that you took?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:00pm
  • Why would you pretend to know how another person's body reacts to a drug? Just cause you can't, doesn't mean no one can.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:13pm
  • Were you in my sedimentolgy class? Buffstate? Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:44am
  • yet can't spell adderall...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:28pm
  • if you can do all that, you should really be able to spell "adderall"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:45am
  • This proves that drug users aren't stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:50am
  • damn that's a productive day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:46pm
  • and then failed english 101 because you can't spell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 6:09pm
  • hahah, irony for 4:28... it's "you're" -- if you're going to judge someone else's poor english, you might as well get your own right. And oh god I feel terrible for understanding this. No math on tfln please!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:55pm
  • You can do all that, but you can't spell adderall correctly? Weird...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 3:54am
  • you can't fucking jerk off on adderall it would take all night. fucking christ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:53pm
  • Lowlife. Drug addict sex addict fuckbag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:23pm
  • lol 6:21 sorry your dad caused you to have a loose asshole the rest of your life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 6:32pm
  • Somebody should stomp on your lonely ass -stomper-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:58pm
  • Win and fail all rolled into one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 5:55pm
  • I like drugs fuck you all :) I'm also succesful in life suck my dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:33am
  • Look, I got an A in Physics 1

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:02pm
  • Did you know 80% of people aged 18-25 in America would be in prison for doing illegal drugs? If only the cops knew. Tsk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:35pm
  • Try doing a 6 DOF model on ballistic differentail equations then I'll be impressed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:18pm
  • Dear tfln: Fuck you. You fucking suck. I'm going to ram every one of you on the staff in the ear with the Ron rod and kill you for being turds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:08pm
  • ok why is it so important to be able to spell adderall? I honestly would probably not be able to spell "Anonymous" without it being right above my response... I still know what the word means. It's not like texts have spell checkers. especially t9, that's a bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:24am
  • Tfln is for the gays

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:46pm
  • I fucking hate everyone who uses aderrall or however the fuck you spell it or any other ADD/ADHD med bc they think it makes you smarter NEWSFLASH IT DOESN'T!!!!! I take that shit bc I have to and u fuckers make it harder for me and u abuse it u are all tools who are too fucking dumb to do the research to find out what it does or just fucking study!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by anticone on Jan 6, 11 at 11:34pm
  • Has to be a navy nuke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 6:48am
  • How do you know it's a guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:44am
  • If you're smart enough to do all that, at least spell ADDERALL right....

    Submitted by fuzzypurple9 on Jun 4, 10 at 1:46pm
  • If you can't spell Adderall, you shouldn't be taking it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:06pm
  • why? what does adderall do to you that keeps you from masturbating? (@ people who say it's impossible) no really I don't know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:34am
  • Whoever wrote this is obviously the man of my dreams... illegal drug use + math in the form of differential equations (of a channel no less--do I smell geomorphology?) + high sex drive. COME FIND ME.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:02am
  • yes we can have sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:49pm
  • Who cares how you spell it? You should care since it's supposed to help with concentration ! Doubt that differential equation is right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:27am
  • Ok? Is this supposed to be funny? Fucking pointless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:03pm
  • Love fucking a hot white girl on addys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:13am
  • Civil Engineer and I bet it was for open channel hydraulics.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:58pm
  • wow im glad you had to medicate yourself for a fucking high school calculus level problem

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 8:38am
  • Another pussy raking aderol. Grow up loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:45pm
  • LOL @ 6:32!!!! lmao!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:44pm
  • what you said makes absolutely no sense. don't try to be smart, it doesn't work for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:04pm
  • This text came from an agnostic twilight hater, good man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:53pm
  • You spelled adderall wrong ....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:27pm
  • Damn. . . not first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:03pm
  • @RL who cares how the fuck you spell it.. faygs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:33am
  • wow wish i didnt have add or taking adderall eould actually be interesting....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:47am
  • 8:53 u most certainly can

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:06pm
  • My bff is a math major... I'm pretty sure he came her pants when I showed her this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:31pm
  • I will bust you all someday.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:35pm
  • I'm just kinda impressed that he can masturbate six times in one day. I can barely manage two...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:38pm
  • Given the OP's inability to spell 'adderall', I'm guessing his or her chances of writing that equation correctly are quite low.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:14am
  • 408 learn to spell dumbfuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:09pm
  • What's aderol? Hah... Kids. Obviously not perscribed to ADDERALL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:37pm
    • What's perscribed? Hah... Kids. Obviously never learned to spell PRESCRIBED.

      Submitted by QuakerOats on Mar 9, 10 at 11:45pm