she was so not down for the gang bang
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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