god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
