if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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