I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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