Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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