I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
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You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Let's get the cat blown out
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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