I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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