operation harelip BJ is a go
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
