I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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