i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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