Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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