Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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just because you went from taco bell to a mcchicken does not make it healthier
Pretty sure this was my boyfriend, wouldn't be at all surprised!
not to be obvious but it sounds more like its kicking your ass....
^^ haha yes!
I see that guy from 300 whose son was killed covered in poo and dirt stretching your ass (like Jim Carey with the rhino in ace Ventura 2)
he's screaming like a madman emerges with sword swinging ploops onto the floor looks around panicked then runs out of the bathroom killing a guy at the urinal along the way and into the night
i seriously just started crying i was laughing so hard....thank you...you just turned my shitty day into a good day...