SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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