We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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