Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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