yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Just cropdusted the office
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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