You can't motorboat a personality
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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