Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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